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Joke of the Day
"I have a silly friend named Oedipus... He's a stupid motherfucker."
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"Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!"
"My friend told me I didn't ""understand"" irony. But then he got a flat tire. Oh, the sweet irony."