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Joke of the Day
"What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope"
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"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"Newsreader: Police are asking anyone with any information- Me: [shouting at TV] You lose 90% of your heat from your head"
"I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up."
"Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)"
"He arrives mysteriously. Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens. - E.T. (1982) PG"
"What did the New Zealand naval officer say to his crew? All hands on dick...."
"What do you call silly pasta? A noodlehead.."