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Joke of the Day

"President Obama just signed a law banning mobile phones in prisons. Well there goes about half of my followers"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""whoa there, little guy! Didn't you see the sign? No mushrooms allowed!"" The mushroom says ""why not?! I'm a fun guy!"""

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? (snicker) *You don't know?*"

"The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market."

"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"

"How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon"

"Child protective services? Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?"

"""Hands up, don't shoot!"" cried the protester ""Take what you want, just don't kill me"" whimpered the store manager, dropping his gun and ending the terse standoff."

"Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle? He was a lion."

"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"