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Joke of the Day
"""I'm on my way."" -People who haven't even left the house yet."
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"Did you hear about the guy that was half Black and half Japanese ... ... every December 7th he would attack Pearl Bailey."
"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""
"A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday... ...the wedding was low key."
"Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What"
"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"
"Why don't people drink pig's milk? Because its a bit too sow..."
"A mathematician walks into a bar. The bartender says ""You just missed happy hour. All drinks fifty percent off"" The mathematician says ""Thanks, I'll halve to remember that"""
"How does a psychic open a bag of chips? They Tarot."
"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"