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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue...? ... he drank his coffee *before it was cool.*"
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"My favorite gift to girls... is PTSD."
"Tried new pain medication, and an hour later 3 penguins in military fatigues walked into the room and told me I need to kill Mussolini's cat"
"Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy."
"I'm 30 and my knees won't even let me leap down steps to catch a subway. So yes, I think the Die Hard franchise is unrealistic."
"My love life. ..."
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"Where do cows stay when they go on vacation? In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away."
"How did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms"