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Joke of the Day

"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"

"The best way to respond to a limp handshake is to tickle their palm with your middle finger"

"Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."

"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."

"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's dead"

"I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse. Sorry, that's the hole joke."

"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."