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Joke of the Day
"Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you."
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"What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair"
"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"
"Jokes about abusive parents... ...just hit too close to home."
"England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians."
"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."
"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"