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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between magic and black magic? Black magic doesn't work."

"So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)"

"Guys, I just found a BUNCH of Mohicans!"

"Slaves be like ""Oh, you worked four years for your Bachelors?"" I worked 50 for my Masters"

"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."

"So a Pokemon go user found a Mewtwo at a bar... 20,000 Pokemon go users walk into a bar."

"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."

"I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic."

"50 shades of grey = my Liver"

"Orion's Belt? A Waist of Space."