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Joke of the Day

"Slaves be like ""Oh, you worked four years for your Bachelors?"" I worked 50 for my Masters"

"A haunted house would be pretty scary if it was filled with light switches that accidentally turned on the garbage disposal."

"party idea: ""DUI or IUD?"" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which"

"Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish."

"Joke challenge What's the best mad scientist joke?"

"Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe? Malldova"

"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"

"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."

"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."

"I got a new stick of deoderant. Instructions said: 'remove cap & push up bottom'. I can barely walk but when I fart the room smells lovely"