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Joke of the Day

"So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)"

"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""

"Why do Catholics not fight during church? Because Mass-Debating is wrong (read it out loud)"

"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"

"Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality? Breast implants."

"Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident..."

"My dad told me that getting a blowjob is the only way to get ahead in life."

"The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak"

"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."

"Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah."