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Joke of the Day

"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."

"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."

"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"

"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."

"An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please."

"I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until I bought a bag of chips."

"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"

"An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Yep, she needs a walker"

"(Describing Guy Fieri to sketch artist): Literally a flaming hot cheeto"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."