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Joke of the Day

"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."

"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"

"i hope toy story 3 is about woody and buzz trying to save the asian child workers that made them."

"The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, ""That's how I want you to do it."""

"Why do hunters make good lovers? 1. They always go deep in the bush. 2. They shoot often. 3. They always eat what they shoot."

"What's the difference between a mailbox and a cow's ass? ""I don't know."" ""Then you shouldn't deliver mail."""

"Iguana... tap it, but I have a reptile dysfunction."

"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"

"It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first."

"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"