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Joke of the Day

"How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight"

"Knock Knock? Who is there? Willis. Willis who? Willis d**k fit in your mouth?"

"Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart."

"Gay jokes are not funny Come on guys..."

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"Jeb Bush just tweeted a picture of a gun engraved with 'Gov. Jeb Bush' with the caption 'America' At least he'll never have to get it re-engraved"

"Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat."

"Does anyone know how to take care of a Fern? Asking for a frond."

"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."

"Today I lost my virginity for a dollar I wish I didn't bend down to pick it up."