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"[Dr.] ""Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* ""Don't do it"" *eats cheese* *dies*"
"Kristen Stewart is proof that if you're making a face and someone slaps you on the back it will get stuck like that forever."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."
"The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet."
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"Ordering a cake over the phone ""And what would you like the cake to say?"" [covers phone to ask wife] ""Honey, do we want a talking cake?"""
"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ? She gagged."
"Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer? He's already got a Thor Axe."
"A man walks into a bar And he orders 4 shots. Man: Have you heard the Joke that all insolvents know? Bartender: (amused) No. Man: Good. Then you can pay for my drinks."