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Joke of the Day
"Today I lost my virginity for a dollar I wish I didn't bend down to pick it up."
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"The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao ""The Dong"""
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"what do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep? the stroke of midnight."
"If you told me 100% of serial killers were ""morning people"" I'd believe you."
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"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."