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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."
Next Joke
"I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said ""No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."""
"I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger."
"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"
"I'm pretty sure these people at the next table are talking about how paranoid I am."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"
"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"
"I saw two priests eating dinner the other day... ... didn't know if I should send them a bottle of wine or an altar boy."
"What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak! ...I'll see myself out now."
"What car does Luke Skywalker Drive? a toy-""Yoda"""