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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."
Next Joke
"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"
"Can anyone tell me where the Aby Sea is? Someone said pirates can't learn the alphabet, but I be having some difficulties navigating through the Aby Sea part."
"Welcome to thievery club. Please take a seat."
"My friend got hired at a dildo factory He got fired the very next day for sitting on the job"
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...and so I bite."
"A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" the pirate responds ""ARGH! it drives me nuts!"""
"Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked."
"Did you hear about WHO's new report about processed foods causing cancer? Who?"
"What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD? Roll-aids."