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Joke of the Day
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
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"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts"
"Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign"
"I play the triangle in a reggae band... ... I stand at the back and ting"
"Somebody needs to tell Tim Burton about the other actors"
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"
"Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?"
"What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation? A Rap Tour"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."
"Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? It's not their fault. May tricks them."