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Joke of the Day
"Somebody needs to tell Tim Burton about the other actors"
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"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"
"Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buck an ear."
"Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train? Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)"
"There are probably fewer bees around now because a lot of them are still in prison for murdering Macaulay Culkin in My Girl"
"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"
"Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy."
"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."
"I'm Going To Hell For This"
"What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ? [Lame Joke] Haploid"