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Joke of the Day

"What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation? A Rap Tour"

"Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!"

"Tripods with two legs I can't stand them."

"If all the 7 days were to get in a fight, who would win? Either Saturday or Sunday, because all others are week days."

"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"What's a crime that doesn't exist now, but might become illegal in 100+ years? Posting this question to r/askreddit."

"If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?"

"it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls"

"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."