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Joke of the Day

"What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation? A Rap Tour"

"Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."

"Why is it called a living room? Don't we live in every room?"

"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"

"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."

"A woman's work is never done. That's why they get paid less. (Source: Frankie Boyle)"

"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."

"In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?"

"A brand-new cigarette says to a used cigarette -Dude, you are a fag -Umm, Why? -I just saw five guys take turns in sucking your butt."

"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""