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Joke of the Day
"Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? It's not their fault. May tricks them."
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"Duct tape is like the Force... ...there's a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the Universe together."
"What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!"
"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"
"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"
"the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty"
"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""
"What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase? A branch manager."
"You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!"
"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."