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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash"

"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."

"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"

"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"

"I started a revolution once. But I got dizzy, so i stopped!"

"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."

"Einstein's mother asks him ""are you happy."" Einstein replies ""relatively."""

"How would you feel if you were raped for every rape joke you made? Sore"

"Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do"

"What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time? He screwed, nutted, and bolted."