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Joke of the Day
"Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do"
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"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
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"The Dirtiest Dad Joke Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says ""5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that"" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious"
"My daughter teaches me something every day. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes"
"Math made simple: If you have $20 and your wife has $15, she has $35."