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Joke of the Day
"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"
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"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."
"I woke up to a blow job this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."
"What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef? Take a wok."
"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""
"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"
"Don't do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us."
"A girl asked me if I had AIDS... I said: ""Uh, I don't think you can get that from a goat."""
"Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets"
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