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Joke of the Day
"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"
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"A truck driver almost crashed into a dam Son that was close!!! Nope? :( ok I'll shut up..."
"Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't."
"I really hope Trump gets elected... Since i've never seen a president get assassinated before."
"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"
" All in all, it's just a... nother post on my wall. "
"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."
"What do you call a matador who lost to the bull? A mat'o'gore."
"""Daddy, where are all the bastards?"" Puzzled, I looked at my four year old son in the mirror. ""What do you mean?"", I asked him. ""Well, when mummy is driving there are bastards everywhere."""
"What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G? Nightmares you racist."