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Joke of the Day
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"
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"If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?"
"What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a girl. The knife has a point"
"Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate"
"The Binding Of Isaac Movie Just imagine The Binding Of Isaac Movie. He will find a Brimstone, Spoon Bender and Holy Mantle . It will be a pretty short movie I guess."
"Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: ""Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"""
"Two retarded people are having sex. I guess you could say they were going downs on each other."
"A guy asks a nurse about his wife.. guy: Nurse when do you think we can have sex? Nurse:wait I'll just go and change."
"How much porn did Jared Fogle have on his computer? A pedobyte."
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."