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Joke of the Day
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"
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"How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb? When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you."
"what did the sea say to the sand? Nothing it just waved"
"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"
"Join the food train Chew chew!!!"
"My body is like a Greek statue. Even if the staff at the museum don't think so."
"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""
"When speaking to children I always end every sentence with ""...or else you'll die. "" - I find this to be an excellent motivational tool."
"*robbers burst into bank* EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG *bank manager frowns* What's updog? WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
"A guy walks up to his friend and says... ""What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"" His friend says ""I don't know"" The guy says, ""Nothing, you already told her twice."""