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Joke of the Day
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."
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"Looks like balls = Scrotesque."
"If someone ever tells you your clothing style is gay, just say, yeah it came out of the closet this morning."
"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."
"What do a baby and a pancake have in common? If it s black it ain t good"
"if you say ""pumpkin spice latte"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall."
"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, ""No I'm traveling light."""
"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."
"When I'm on a date, ... I like to tell the girl that ""I'm available for a limited time only* In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."
"What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!"