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Joke of the Day
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."
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"What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison"
"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."
"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."
"What do you call a group of spoiled children? The government"
"What do you call two black guys walking down the street? Nothing. Are you racist or something?"
"What do you call a sleeping pizza? a *piZZZa* haha someone pls date me"
"The Job Interview: HR: So you are bilingual? Me: Si HR: In your native tongue please. Me: Ooga Booga"
"Dear messed-up memory, please tell me where are my keys instead of reminding me that shit I did on May 08, 2002 at 09;13;54 PM."