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Joke of the Day
"What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song? Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me"
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"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"
"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"
"If my psychiatrist said ""There's really nothing more I can do for you"", that means I'm cured right??"
"Today was a great day 10/10"
"so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i ""need to put my hospital gown on the right way"""
"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He went to court and was charged with battery."
"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."
"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly"
"Did you hear about the Darth Vader rape allegations? After they said no, he used the Force."