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Joke of the Day

"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"

"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."

"What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !"

"I was in a second hand shop. ""I was wondering if you had any condoms?"" I asked the owner. ""Don't be ridiculous,"" he remarked, ""Of course not."" I said, ""You're a brave guy, I like your style."""

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDESHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON."

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his ass."

"What do you call a hot high school math teacher? Expansion of minors"

"Yo momma's so fat... She got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book."