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Joke of the Day
"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."
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"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."
"Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu? He's from Team Rocket"
"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"
"What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back Cutter!"
"Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it."
"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."
"A Scotsman is out walking with his girlfriend. They walk by a hot dog stand, and the girl exclaims, ""Mmm, that smells so good!"" ""Oh,"" the Scotsman answers, ""do you want to go walk past it again?"""
"Years ago I went to a job placement agency. I left disappointed. Apparently nobody offers temp work as an astronaut."
"Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?"