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Joke of the Day
"Today was a great day 10/10"
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"Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy"
"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw"
"Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find."
"Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone? He sent out an SMS to the world."
"Doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a book Doctor: So what's your story?"
"What's the most bitter tea in existence? Reality *cries in the corner*"
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?"
"Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!"