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Joke of the Day
"Today was a great day 10/10"
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"So they're bringing in 100 fine for bad driving... How sexist is that? (via Jimmy Carr)"
"If you wear a radioactive belt... ...you end up with nuclear waist."
"What did the man say when he stopped piggybacking his fat friend? ""Man, it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!"""
"Dont drink and Derive Especially in Meth class"
"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"" The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says ""it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"""
"ADHD in the streets Naughty fr...so hey, does anyone want to play Sonic the Hedgehog?"
"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"
"There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men Nuttin' Raisin Honey"