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Joke of the Day
"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"
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"- Police, open the door. - What do you want? - We just wanna talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - Well just talk to each other."
"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."
"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."
"Sorry I have been gone for the last two days, my son had a quick story to tell me"
"2 guys walk into a bar... ... the third one ducks."
"An old man was asking God: ""God, how much time do I have until I'll die?"" And God answered: ""Nine."" ""God, is that you? What do you mean? Nine months? Nine years?"" ""Eight, seven, six..."""
"I tried talking with a midget in prison uniform going down an elevator... But he was a little condescending."
"How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting? Talk in your sleep."
"That confusing moment when the person you hate at work brings donuts"