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Joke of the Day

"Uncle Sophia wants to remind you that cooking spray does *not* double as lube in a pinch."

"Did you hear about the 3 car pileup in Tijuana? 28 people died"

"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."

"Q: Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? A: He was a bjorn-again Christian."

"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."

"Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter."

"Why are all jewish men circumcised? ...because jewish women don't take anything without 10% off."

"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."

"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"