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Joke of the Day

"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"

"I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture."

"What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun. A Roman-Catholic"

"Want to hear a construction joke? It's not finished yet."

"Hey banks, enough with the ""Thank you for banking with us"". We only have like 3 options and you're all terrible."

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise So I tried turning it off and back on again."

"What type of bees make milk...? Boo-bees!"