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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"
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"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."
"What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll"
"What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game"
"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."
"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."
"What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke"
"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."
"What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? Hearing AIDS."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Fresh and white."