5859
Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"
Next Joke
"My dating service, ""It's Just Oral"" is really taking off!"
"watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college"
"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "
"I'm terrified to death of someone stealing my identity and improving my credit"
"I hurt my shoulder and doctor told me i shouldn't lift anything heavy. So i'm forced to sit down when i pee."
"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"
"What did the business man say to the gangster? Pull up your fucking pants."
"What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead..."