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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? A: He was a bjorn-again Christian."

"Me: ""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: *opens front face camera*"

"PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period? she was wearing one sock"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino"

"But you wouldn't understand it I'd Tell you a Reverse Joke"

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."

"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."

"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."

"My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager."

"Wife: Are you crying in there? Me crying: NO! W: have you been eating cheese again? *opens door* Me with mousetrap stuck to lips: NO"