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Joke of the Day
"Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !"
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"After I die, I want someone to periodically log in as me so it looks like I'm haunting Facebook."
"Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House"
"[Request] Jokes about fruit juice? I know it's random ^^ sorry I've been tasked with finding jokes/puns or even short skits about fruit juice (for school). Thanks in advance for your replies :)"
"get the butter out hillary is toast!"
"Why do churches ban Wifi Networks? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works."
"They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got"
"I saw this sign that mad me shit my pants. It said 'bathroom closed'"
"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"
"What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit? A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!"