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Joke of the Day
"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."
Next Joke
"I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads"
"Have you heard of the newest study? Experts say that 82% of people believe what is said in make-believe studies when they claim that they are confirmed by experts."
"What do you call a girl with braces? A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker^™"
"In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term."
"Dildos are like Pokemon cards... No matter how good your collection, it isn't worth anything if you got them sticky."
"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"
"Two drunk Man Two drunks are in a bar. First one: ""My wife is an angel"" Second one: ""You are lucky! Mine is still alive."""
"I'm worried about Rosemary's Baby. Everyone knows Thyme has been hard on her. (That's right. I do spice jokes. Dill with it.)"
"damn girl are you my old Gamecube? because for some reason i cant turn you on anymore but we used to have alot of fun"