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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."
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"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."
"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"
"Chelsea Clinton charges $65,000 for a 10 minute speech. How many times has her husband said, ""Honey, I can't afford to hear about your day."""
"Where do all guys come from? ...Their dicks. Where else? (is bad i know)"
"How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble? Remove the vowels in his rack."
"Trump: ""Knock knock."" Donald Trump: ""Knock knock."" - Who's there? ""No way-Jose"" - No way-Jose who? ""No way-Jose getting over that fucking WALL"""
"A guy told me he didn't have a penis I doubt he gets cocky often."
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."