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Joke of the Day

"This is a math joke So x^2 goes to a x^3 and asks, do you believe in god. For a moment the x^3 pauses before responding, you know what, I do believe in higher powers."

"Really not liking this new Reddit app update. I'm going to be sharing it all day."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man!"

"What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !"

"He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse. He was Gladiator."

"You know what I love about people who buy followers? I can laugh at their expense."

"*waits until a bird falls asleep, quietly creeps beside it's nest* HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO ARE YOU AWAKE!?!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!?!"

"If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?"

"Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada."

"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"