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Joke of the Day
"You know what I love about people who buy followers? I can laugh at their expense."
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"3yo: I want to help! Me: You can help by being quiet. 3yo: Me: 3yo: I want to help in a different way!!!"
"Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop ""I'll take the sandals please"""
"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
"Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?"
"If the carpet matches the drapes I'll install the hardwood for free"
"I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today... She read my Psalm"
"You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves."
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."
"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."