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Joke of the Day
"You know what I love about people who buy followers? I can laugh at their expense."
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"Why will the USA never go bankrupt? It will just host a telethon."
"How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs? Over-Yeezy. ^forgive ^me"
"Why did GG Allin leave his own concert? Shit hit the fan"
"""What are you reading?"" Great Expectations. ""Is it any good?"" It's not all I hoped for."
"Say what you like about pedophiles Atleast they drive slow in school zones. credit to /u/c4rdi4c4rrest"
"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."
"I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked."
"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"
"What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk."