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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !"

"My granddad's favourite joke What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence? Time to get a new fence..."

"Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe."

"What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!"

"I like my Xmas turkey like I like my ass With my grandmum's fists in it, pulling out the stuffing."

"Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin..."

"God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald"

"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."

"Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking? A moo'd specialist."

"DR DOG: have you been taking your diabetes meds daily? PATIENT: no DR DOG: *hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad patient!"