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Joke of the Day

"What the heck does the ""z"" in ""LOLZ"" mean.... ""Laugh Out Loud.... Zebras?"

"How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? ""LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"""

"Why did the StormTrooper Buy The IPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses"

"The ""bishop"" came to our church today... He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants the bartender asks ""doesn't that thing annoy you?"" The pirate says ""arr, it's driving me nuts"""

"The worst part of going to church with my family is when we get caught on the Kiss Cam."

"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"

"[I am wearing a wedding gown at work] BOSS: Do you have a minute to chat in my office? ME: [lifting veil] I do"