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Joke of the Day
"If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?"
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"Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho"
"Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly.... Guys, we really Apollo-gize"
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents..."
"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"
"On the eve of her execution, a woman is asked what her last meal will be. ""I don't know. What do you want?"""
"'I like mouse but I couldn't eat a whole one' - Our sodding cat"
"Why did the dolphin go to church? He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)"
"What do you call a man who repeatedly stabs his raisin bran on a daily basis? A cereal killer"
"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One? Or two? One? .... Or two?"