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Joke of the Day

"He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse. He was Gladiator."

"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."

"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"I asked my mom why I had to go to singing lessons. She told me it was a skill I needed to a choir."

"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."

"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""

"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"

"My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)... because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is..."

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."