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Joke of the Day
"A poem for r/Jokes ""Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog."""
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"England vs USA. Loser gets New Jersey."
"Why did the Crip cross the road? Cuz."
"So a drum falls off a cliff... ... Ba dum psshhh!"
"Leonardo Dicaprio has addressed the UN about climate change. Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it's him!"
"Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing dear ? Jane: Yes and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind."
"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."
"I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed... ...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope"
"Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just ""open."""
"If athletes get athletes foot. What do astronauts get? missile toe"