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Joke of the Day
"What format do Emo's prefer to compress files? .RAR"
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"Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?"
"A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car."
"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."
"What kind of sound does a horny toad make? Rubbit, rubbit."
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"Some say Ambien and vodka make strange bedfellows. I say what a lovely pancake time machine, Madame President. Also, why am I a table?"