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Joke of the Day

"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"

"Stapling my scrotum to a tree... Not a great way to start any evening..."

"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."

"When should funerals occur? Mourning"

"A communist tells his friend before going to bed, ""I'm going to take a nap."" He wakes up as a libertarian."

"Did you hear the one about Jonestown? I'd tell it to you, but the punch line's too long."

"Guys, I ran the numbers, and each 1000 Twitter followers adds about as much actual value and happiness to your life as a taco."

"I'm on the bus now. Either the woman sitting right next to me has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokemons."

"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."

"I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."