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Joke of the Day
"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."
Next Joke
"Cars & sex -Hey Marc, I bet your sexlife is like your Ferrari! ""I don't have a Ferrari."" -That's what i mean."
"You know what really grinds my gears? Poor shifting technique."
"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"
"Me: Sit. Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)"
"Terrible music pun If a person were to have sex with Andrew Stockdale, would that make them a wolf, motherfucker?"
"The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi."
"""Can we talk later? The news is on... Well, if you have tuberculosis it's not gonna get any worse in the next 30 minutes, jesus."""
"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."
"I woke up hungover but couldn't make myself throw up. So I guess I have a lotta shit to deal with today."