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Joke of the Day
"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."
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"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"
"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"
"Free air! (Help yourself.)"
"One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one too One-One won one race and Two-Two's leg was broken and he had to get euthanized."
"Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said."
"What is the program for pranking insane people called? Pantaloon"
"I treat women like I do numbers.... If they're under 16, do them in your head."
"What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? Finding a baby in two trashcans."
"How do you starve a black guy? The same way you starve anyone else , you racist."