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Joke of the Day
"""I'm too old for this lit."" - Danny Glover in a freshmen English class"
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"Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !"
"Did you hear Trump's children will be outside security advisors? Trump Don-un and Trump Don-il will serve our country well."
"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"
"What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia"
"The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."
"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""
"I'm more comfortable hearing my five-year-old repeat swear words in public than I am hearing him say ""uh-oh!"" from another room."
"What has 2 wings and a halo? Did you say angel? WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* ""Halo?"""