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Joke of the Day

"Did u hear about the new plane that's going to be 2000 ft long? it's going to be the longest flight ever"

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"My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower."
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"Game Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time."
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"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"
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