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Joke of the Day

"Did u hear about the new plane that's going to be 2000 ft long? it's going to be the longest flight ever"

"My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower."

"Just updated my resume. Hobbies section now includes: ""Currently tied with Lance Armstrong in Tour de France victories."""

"Game Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back"

"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"

"Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1"

"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"

"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?"

"Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him."